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One day a grandfather and his grandson were out fishing....later on grandpa pulls a beer outa the ice chest! The kid says, "grandpa? Can I have one?"

Grandpa says, "well can your dick touch your asshole?" The kid says no.... Grandpa says, "well you're not big enough!?

Little while longer grandpa pulls out a cigarette and the kid asks for one. He says, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He again says NO. Grandpa says, "well your not big enough!!"

Later on in the trip, the kid pulls a nice big bag of cookies out. Grandpa says, "those look like some great tasting cookies can I have one?"

The kid says, "well can your dick touch your asshole?" Grandpa says, "sure it can!" The kid says, "well go f*** yourself these are my cookies".